Bill Gates(Microsofts owner) dies!
So God asks him
GOD:since u were a big man , i would give you the option of going to heaven or hell

BG(bill gates):I dont know you show me both places and then i will decide!

God takes him to heaven and there are beautiful trees and angels!
then god takes him to hell where there are beautiful girls in bikinis!

GOD:so what have you decided?

BG:duhh i wanna go to hell!

GOD: ok, i will come after a week to check on you!

after a week when God comes to check on BG...

GOD:so hows it going in hell?

BG: terrible!...where are all those beautiful girls?!!

GOD: oh that...that was just a SCREEN SAVER!